The maid asked for a raise.
The wife was very upset about this and asked:
"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria:
"Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want
an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife:
"Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria:
"Your husband said so."
Wife:
"Oh."
Maria:
"The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife:
"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria:
"Your husband did."
Wife:
"Oh."
Maria:
"My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife (really furious now):
"Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria:
"No Señora, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE RAISE
The wife was very upset about this and asked:
"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria:
"Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want
an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife:
"Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria:
"Your husband said so."
Wife:
"Oh."
Maria:
"The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife:
"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria:
"Your husband did."
Wife:
"Oh."
Maria:
"My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife (really furious now):
"Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria:
"No Señora, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE RAISE
