RPM
Superior Member
So a man walks into a cafe and goes to the bar and orders a beer. "Certainly, sir, that will be one cent" says the bar keeper.
"only one cent ?" questioned the man with disbelief. So he looks at the menu and then asks the bar tender " how much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine ? " The bar tender looked up at him and said " that will be 5 cents. The man said " only a nickel ? Where is the guy that owns this place !" The bartender said " he is upstairs with my wife" The man was confused and asked " whats he doing upstairs with your wife ? " the bartender replies back " The same thing I'm doing to his business down here ! "
"only one cent ?" questioned the man with disbelief. So he looks at the menu and then asks the bar tender " how much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine ? " The bar tender looked up at him and said " that will be 5 cents. The man said " only a nickel ? Where is the guy that owns this place !" The bartender said " he is upstairs with my wife" The man was confused and asked " whats he doing upstairs with your wife ? " the bartender replies back " The same thing I'm doing to his business down here ! "
