Maxine

[onehellofadart]

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself.

Man; "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Maxine; "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man; "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Maxine; "No, they spread ."

 

[memike]

I met the same lady a few week's back.
I told her that is hard to believe That a drink could do something like that to a beautiful blond like yourself.

After one drink She spread them leg's :downtown: I can't remember anything after that.

hahaha good one Tony

Peace

 

[OldVart]

O.K. guys, now we have the word of the day - "LEGS" - spread the word.