Meanwhile:

[Ottmundr]

A nurse was walking down the hall, looked in the Doctors office, and noticed he was writing a prescription with a thermometer. The nurse stopped and asked him, "Doctor, why are writing that prescription with a thermometer?" The Doctor looked at the thermometer, let out a long sigh and said, "Some assholes got my pencil."

 

[Treblig]

OK.............that's kinda funny!!!

 

[diymirage]

Ever seen the scrubs eppisode where turk gets his wife a pen from the "lost and found" box?

 

[Ahoey]

Meanwhile back at the ranch the Lone Ranger mistook Tonto for a door and shot off is knob.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Meanwhile back at the ranch the Lone Ranger mistook Tonto for a door and shot off is knob.

Not knowing that Tonto had disguised himself as a pool table the Lone Ranger racked his balls

 

[Treblig]

Not knowing that Tonto had disguised himself as a pool table the Lone Ranger racked his balls

OUCHKaBibble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ahoey]

Not knowing that Tonto had disguised himself as a pool table the Lone Ranger racked his balls

Lone Ranger and Tonto ride up to the top of a ridge. All of a sudden they were surrounded by a huge war party. Lone Ranger asks Tonto what do we do now Tonto? Tonto answers. What do you mean we white man

 

[Ottmundr]

Not knowing that Tonto had disguised himself as a pool table the Lone Ranger racked his balls

Yeah, butt it was at the gay bar, so it's ok.

 

[Ahoey]

Yeah, butt it was at the gay bar, so it's ok.

LMAO

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Today the Long Ranger and Tonto don't even speak to each other. The Lone Ranger found out what Kimosabe means.
It means " You ******* asshole"