inkjunkie
Well-Known Member
This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley
Davidson. One day he has finally saved enough
money, so he goes down to the dealer. After he
picks up the perfect bike, the dealer tells him
about an old biker trick that will keep the
chrome on his new bike free from rust.
The dealer tells him that all he has to do is
to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on
the chrome before it rains and everything will
be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.
After a couple of months he meets a girl and
she asks him to take her home to meet her parents
over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is
set. At the appointed time he picks her up on his
Harley and they ride to her parents' house.
Before they go in, she tells him that they have
a family tradition that whoever speaks first after
dinner must do the dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence
waiting for the first person to speak and get
stuck doing the dishes. After a long 15 minutes
the young man decides to speed things up, so he
reaches over and kisses the girl in front of her
family. No one says a word.
Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex
with her in front of everyone. No one says a word.
Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother
and throws her on the table. They have even wilder
sex. No one says a word.
By now he is thinking of what to do next when he
hears thunder in the distance. His first thought
is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he
reaches into his pocket and pulls out his jar of
Vaseline.
And the father shouts,"Okay damn it, I'll do the
dishes!"
Davidson. One day he has finally saved enough
money, so he goes down to the dealer. After he
picks up the perfect bike, the dealer tells him
about an old biker trick that will keep the
chrome on his new bike free from rust.
The dealer tells him that all he has to do is
to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on
the chrome before it rains and everything will
be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.
After a couple of months he meets a girl and
she asks him to take her home to meet her parents
over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is
set. At the appointed time he picks her up on his
Harley and they ride to her parents' house.
Before they go in, she tells him that they have
a family tradition that whoever speaks first after
dinner must do the dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence
waiting for the first person to speak and get
stuck doing the dishes. After a long 15 minutes
the young man decides to speed things up, so he
reaches over and kisses the girl in front of her
family. No one says a word.
Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex
with her in front of everyone. No one says a word.
Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother
and throws her on the table. They have even wilder
sex. No one says a word.
By now he is thinking of what to do next when he
hears thunder in the distance. His first thought
is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he
reaches into his pocket and pulls out his jar of
Vaseline.
And the father shouts,"Okay damn it, I'll do the
dishes!"
