Might offend some!

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Rodeo sex is when you mount your wife doggy style, grab a hand full of hair and then teller this is how your sister likes it!
 
I’m Irish, and offended by all this. I will be going out, getting drunk, and starting a fight.
 
Define "Relative Humidity"
When the sweat off your balls runs down your sister ***.....

As told to me by a guy I don't doubt was sleeping with his sister...
 
Define "Relative Humidity"
When the sweat off your balls runs down your sister ***.....

As told to me by a guy I don't doubt was sleeping with his sister...

is that the same guy who loves halloween because he got to pump kin ?
 
Then there's hallway sex. The couples aren't getting along and as they pass in the hallway he says F^&k you and she turns and says F^&k you too
 
What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?
You can only get one dirt bag on a Hoover.

Good one. Heard that one, one of my co-workers telling the joke to the Harley riding boss, the answer was slightly modified.
“Dirtbag on the outside.”

Even the Harley riding boss laughed.
 
Define "Relative Humidity"
When the sweat off your balls runs down your sister ***.....

As told to me by a guy I don't doubt was sleeping with his sister...
Or to be a bit ''cleaner'':
Relative humidity is when you ask your brother to lend you $200 and he says ''Piss on you.''
 
What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral?
One less drunk.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?
4 if you slice them thin enough.

A dude is crossing between 2 skyscrapers on a tight rope. Another guy is getting a BJ from a 93 year old woman. What are they both thinking?
Don't look down.
Lmmfao!!!
 
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What do you call 10 blonds in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes

What's the best way to drown a blond?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
 
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