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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to
my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of
characteristically telling me that it's not true, he
uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion:"If you want your
breasts to grow bigger, every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub
it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I
got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing
it between my breasts."How long will this take?" I asked. "They'll
grow larger over a period of several years," my husband replied. I
stopped.
"Do you really think that rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without
missing a beat he said, "Worked for your ***, didn't it?"
He's still alive ... and with a great deal of therapy, he may even
walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals
through a straw.
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to
my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of
characteristically telling me that it's not true, he
uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion:"If you want your
breasts to grow bigger, every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub
it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I
got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing
it between my breasts."How long will this take?" I asked. "They'll
grow larger over a period of several years," my husband replied. I
stopped.
"Do you really think that rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without
missing a beat he said, "Worked for your ***, didn't it?"
He's still alive ... and with a great deal of therapy, he may even
walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals
through a straw.
