HEMIRAM
Well-Known Member
A Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident.
>
> In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning
> Angus.
>
> 'Didn't you say to the RCMP at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'
> asked the solicitor.
>
> Angus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded
> my favourite cow, Bessie, into the... '
>
> 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer
> the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
> fine!'?'
>
> Angus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
> driving down the road.... '
>
> The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to
> establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the
> police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the
> accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please
> tell him to simply answer the question. '
>
> By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Angus' answer and said
> to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
> favourite cow, Bessie'.
>
> Angus thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had
> just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving
> her down the road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came
> through a stop sign and hit my trailer right in the side. I was thrown
> into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very
> bad like, and didn't want to move.
> However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was
> in terrible pain just by her groans. Shortly after the accident, a
> policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and
> groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her
> condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
>
> Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at
> me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
>
> 'Now what the F*** would you say?'
>
> In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning
> Angus.
>
> 'Didn't you say to the RCMP at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'
> asked the solicitor.
>
> Angus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded
> my favourite cow, Bessie, into the... '
>
> 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer
> the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
> fine!'?'
>
> Angus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
> driving down the road.... '
>
> The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to
> establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the
> police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the
> accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please
> tell him to simply answer the question. '
>
> By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Angus' answer and said
> to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
> favourite cow, Bessie'.
>
> Angus thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had
> just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving
> her down the road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came
> through a stop sign and hit my trailer right in the side. I was thrown
> into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very
> bad like, and didn't want to move.
> However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was
> in terrible pain just by her groans. Shortly after the accident, a
> policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and
> groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her
> condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
>
> Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at
> me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
>
> 'Now what the F*** would you say?'
