My girl is sick (in the head.)

[Cope]

I opened the pack of oreos and now I'm questioning our entire relationship.

Who does this?

Or maybe we perfect for each other, cuz I did this....

Or she's pregnant.

 

[greymouser7]

I hope you want her pregnant, if you want her pregnant, or she is. Looks like win win cream to cookie ratio for you.

 

[Cope]

She is off the birth control, so maybe!

In all honesty I knew right away she was the one.

This just confirms it.

I dont even eat many sweets but I always thought the center was way better than the cookie.

 

[pishta]

She did it for you......"Jack Sprat could eat no fat, and she could eat no lean...together they licked the platter clean!"

 

[Dicer]

I did something like that once, just to get back at the wife. She was having a girl get together party. She had a bunch of finger foods and some melons all cut up, and I took a knife and cut out just the center meat of the watermelon and left just enough of the meat to hold the seeds.....I will never do that again. lol

 

[JDMopar]

Well......according to one of Oreo Cookies old commercials, it just proves that she is NOT a kid! Only us old people will remember that commercial....lol.