My Living Will

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Xcptshnl1

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I, Mary , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitel
y by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it :scratch: , or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine :drinkers:

chocolate

Margarita
:drinkers:

chocolate

Martini :drinkers:
chocolate

Chicken fried steak

Cold Beer :drinkers:

cream gravy

chocolate


Mexican food 8)

chocolate

French fries

chocolate


Pizza

chocolate

ice cream :icescrea:

chocolate
cup of tea :coffee2:

Chocolate

Sex
:downtown:

Chocolate :snakeman:

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

:angry7:
:sad11:
 
All of a sudden I feel an urge for a Hershey bar
 
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