My Luck

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

Marriage is when one person is always right, and the other person is a husband.

 

[joel d. snyder]

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where's the dollar general?

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

Got home to find my kids have been on eBay all day; if they're still there tomorrow, I'll lower the price.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
l asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I was reading about atheism. Turns out it's a non-prophet organization.

 

[charliec]

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Where the heck is that? There's sand up to the building

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

Every day at the office coffee machine, a male coworker steps up way too close to a woman. He takes a deep breath, inhales dramatically, and says:

"Wow... your hair smells amazing."

At first, she tries to ignore it, but after a week, she just can’t take it anymore.

Frustrated, she storms into HR and says, "I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!"

The HR supervisor, looking puzzled, asks, "What’s so bad about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman sighs and says:

"Because it’s Roger. The short guy."