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[halfafish]

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Haha. Back when I was driving truck I had a vet supply warehouse for large animals as a regular customer. The place was a bit rough around the edges but decent warehouse guys except for the jerk lead guy.

Lunch stuff was going missing from the fridge and freezer so one of the good guys loaded up a Snickers bar with horse laxative and left it in the freezer. Two days later the asshole lead guy calls in sick for almost a week. Karma is a *****, my friend. Hopefully you learned something from this.

 

[Unconventional]

Haha. Back when I was driving truck I had a vet supply warehouse for large animals as a regular customer. The place was a bit rough around the edges but decent warehouse guys except for the jerk lead guy.

Lunch stuff was going missing from the fridge and freezer so one of the good guys loaded up a Snickers bar with horse laxative and left it in the freezer. Two days later the asshole lead guy calls in sick for almost a week. Karma is a *****, my friend. Hopefully you learned something from this.

That raiding the company fridge must exist in all industries

 

[JDMopar]

That raiding the company fridge must exist in all industries

There used to be a mechanic at our company garage who would raid lunch boxes he saw in trucks if you had to go in before lunch to get something fixed. 3 or 4 drops of Visine into a sandwich in a planted lunch box put the end to that!

 

[Unconventional]

There used to be a mechanic at our company garage who would raid lunch boxes he saw in trucks if you had to go in before lunch to get something fixed. 3 or 4 drops of Visine into a sandwich in a planted lunch box put the end to that!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

My girlfriend says I'm cheap, so I took her out for tea and biscuits. It was quite exciting as she had never given blood before.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Vitamins are good for what ails you and Viagra is good for what fails you.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

If your palm itches, you are going to get something. If your crotch itches, you've already got it.

 

[Unconventional]

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[JDMopar]

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Hmmmmm? Looks like @diymirage motocross boots to me!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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[retroron]

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Just bad enough that there was a list!

 

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[Ottmundr]

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Good thing I never learned how to read.

 

[Ottmundr]

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@diymirage