My Luck

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Mark Wainwright said:
*The Legendary Lady Golfer’s Secret: A Hilarious Surprise*

An elderly woman decided to join a prestigious country club. One day, overhearing a group of men talking about their golf games, she confidently chimed in, “I used to play on my college’s golf team and was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?”

The men exchanged skeptical glances but, feeling cornered, one finally said, “Sure, but we tee off at 6:30 a.m.” He figured the early hour would discourage her.

To their surprise, she smiled and said, “That works, though I might be 15 minutes late.” The men rolled their eyes but agreed.

The following week, she showed up exactly at 6:30 and astonished them by playing a stellar 2-under par round. Not only was she an excellent golfer, but she was also witty and charming. By the end of the game, they were so impressed they invited her back.

She grinned and said, “I’ll be here—6:30 or maybe 6:45.”

The next week, she arrived right on time again. This time, however, she played left-handed. Incredibly, she still beat them, finishing even par. The men were baffled but couldn’t resist inviting her back again, determined to finally best her.

The third week, she arrived 15 minutes late, visibly frustrating the group. But she played right-handed that day and narrowly beat them again. While her tardiness annoyed them, her charm and compliments on their shots softened their irritation.

Over drinks at the clubhouse, one of the men finally asked, “We have to know—how do you decide whether to play right-handed or left-handed?”

Blushing slightly, she leaned in with a grin and said, “Well, when I was learning golf, I discovered I’m ambidextrous and like to mix it up. After I got married, I developed a little routine. Before I head out for golf, I pull the covers off my husband, who sleeps in the nude. If his, uh, 'w!llie' points to the right, I golf right-handed. If it points to the left, I golf left-handed.”

The men erupted into laughter, stunned by her quirky confession. Still chuckling, one of them asked, “What if it points straight up?”

With a mischievous twinkle in her eye, she replied, “Then, I’m 15 minutes late.”
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lemondana said:
Another story: Back in our younger days a couple buddies and i were going out to the Pub in Beatrice We left the owner of the car off at this good looking blondes apartment. We went on down to the Pub-yes, that was the name of the bar. The car was a 70 340 4 speed Challenger, headers, straight pipes and the 340 with a Crane Fireball cam, any body remember those? It sounded real nice but real loud. We're idling thru the parking lot, we didn't see the two cops standing there right beside where we had to drive. We get it shut down as quickly as possible. The cops walk over and ask if we had any mufflers on this thing. My buddy said-I think so, it's not my car. The cop said, you better tell him to get some new ones. Another time with this same car, we passed a string of cars running about 130. I guess we about blew their windows out.:lol:
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Want to put a set of cut outs on the Dart. So the next time a Harley rider with shotgun pipes scares the **** out of me he will learn what loud actually is
 
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Ahoey said:
Want to put a set of cut outs on the Dart. So the next time a Harley rider with shotgun pipes scares the **** out of me he will learn what loud actually is
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My 87 Ram had straight pies on when I acquired it. I put a 5.2 magnum in it. I uses to love pulling up next to guys on those pipes Harleys and power brake the Dodge. I'd blast by those yahoo and almost k rock them off their bikes. Got a lot of looks from those guys!
 
Ottmundr said:
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growing up, i lived down the street of EMI, the record label that produces Maiden CD (and tons of others)
it is amazing how much access we had to their stuff, and cheep to

come to think of it, i remember one day helping a guy chance a flat tire, and when we were done, he opened the trunk and asked if i liked punk
(his entire trunk was filled with boxes of CDs)
so i say, yeah i like punk, and he gave me CD for my trouble

when i came home i listenel to about 12 seconds of it, what garbage that was, it was something called daft punk, and even though it was daft , it surely was not punk

someone there must have been using thier company discount to supply us
i cant remember what i paid for it, but i remmember the very first Maide "item" i bought

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Iron Maiden Eddie Head 13 CD Box Set 1 Of 25,000 Limited Edition | eBay
 
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