New Newfie Pickup Line

[gdrill]

A Newfie was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says, "You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I’ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."

Almost brings a tear to your eye. Doesn't it!

 

[66340SEDAN]

LMAO, very funny!!! Thanks for the hard laugh, needed one today

 

[74DartSwinger360]

Thats a good one. Still laughin and I read it 4 mins ago

 

[plum crazy dart]

I don't care who you are, that's funny

 

[67Dart273]

So, "Love Hurts?" LOL

 

[diymirage]

my 2 favorites are:

"my love for you is like diahreah, i just cant keep it in"

and

"do you sleep on your belly?
no?
can i ?

 

[jaimus]

Lololololololol.....

 

[Dartnut]

Haw Haw Haw!