Old Dogs

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longarm

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One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old German Shepherd sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
'Where's that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!'

Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
 
Brilliant! Brilliant! Brilliant! :cheers: Thank you longarm:-D
 
Reminds me of another joke I heard when I moved out West many years ago.....

"An old bull and a young bull are sitting on a hill overlooking a vast field filled with cows. The young bull says "Hey, let's run down there and fk us one of those cows". The old bull turns to him and "Why don't we just walk down there and fk 'em all?"

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Reminds me of another joke I heard when I moved out West many years ago.....

"An old bull and a young bull are sitting on a hill overlooking a vast field filled with cows. The young bull says "Hey, let's run down there and fk us one of those cows". The old bull turns to him and "Why don't we just walk down there and fk 'em all?"

:-D
Goes to show us old bull need to be herd from.
Yep a dandy old one Joe :toothy10:
 
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