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Ole had a car accident.
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> In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. "Didn't you
> say, sir, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine," asked the lawyer?"
> Ole responded, Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had just loaded my
> favorite mule, Bessie, into the..." "I didn't ask for any details, the
> lawyer interrupted. Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the
> scene of the accident, "I'm fine!"?
>
> Ole said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving
> down the road..." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am
> trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man
> told the Minnesota Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine..
> Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I
> believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
>
> By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to
> the lawyer, I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule,
> Bessie.." Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Vell as I vas saying, I
> had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas
> driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da
> stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one
> ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and
> didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning.
> I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after da
> accident da Minnesota Highway Patrolman came to da scene. He could hear
> Bessie moaning and groaning so he vent over to her. After he looked at
> her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her right
> 'tween da eyes. Then the Patrolman came across da road, gun still in
> hand, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling?''
>
> "Now vat the hell vould YOU say?
>
>
>
> In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. "Didn't you
> say, sir, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine," asked the lawyer?"
> Ole responded, Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had just loaded my
> favorite mule, Bessie, into the..." "I didn't ask for any details, the
> lawyer interrupted. Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the
> scene of the accident, "I'm fine!"?
>
> Ole said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving
> down the road..." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am
> trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man
> told the Minnesota Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine..
> Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I
> believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
>
> By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to
> the lawyer, I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule,
> Bessie.." Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Vell as I vas saying, I
> had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas
> driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da
> stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one
> ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and
> didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning.
> I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after da
> accident da Minnesota Highway Patrolman came to da scene. He could hear
> Bessie moaning and groaning so he vent over to her. After he looked at
> her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her right
> 'tween da eyes. Then the Patrolman came across da road, gun still in
> hand, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling?''
>
> "Now vat the hell vould YOU say?
>
