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MR. BIG BLOCK

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Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?

A. Right where you left it.


If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?



Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?


If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?


What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?


Q: What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

A: Polaroids


Q: Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

A: Because They Have Big Fingers.


Q: How's A Texas Tornado And An Alabama Divorce The Same?

A: Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer


and finally....


Q: What is invisable and smells like carrots?

A: Rabbit farts.
 
Good one's there MR BIG BLOCK.Q: What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? :happy4:

A: Polaroids My favorite :headbang:
 
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