Online dating

[toolmanmike]

He makes a good point, I think I have to agree!

I should have added the laughing emoji. He must have thought I was serious.

 

[Ron_M]

The bigger the cushion
The harder a pushin'

 

[diymirage]

ZZ TOP fat bottom girls make the world go round. Whole lot of Rosie AC/DC

You sure that was ZZ top?

 

[clementine]

The bigger the cushion
The harder a pushin'

Mudflaps yeah my girls got em!!

 

[pittsburghracer]

She probably smells like the beach. A dead Whale on the beach that is.

 

[Ahoey]

Sorry my mistake should have been Queen not ZZTop

 

[Mark Wainwright]

That’s what we used to call a two bagger, one over your head and one over hers incase yours fell off lmao

Two over her head Murray

 

[Mark Wainwright]

 

[Dartnut]

She's a 1/2 ton pickup...

 

[pittsburghracer]

She's a 1/2 ton pickup...

I have a 3/4 ton diesel so she would fit in the bed. Lol. Get it!!! BED.

 

[crj1968]

Sorry my mistake should have been Queen not ZZTop

Maybe you we're thinking of Legs or Tush.

 

[1WildRT]

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[Ceedawg]

She's a 1/2 ton pickup...

My buddy would always say nothing is culled at quitting time. If he can’t get her in the truck she goes in the bed

 

[jimjimjimmy]

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thanks , both me and the wife near pissed ourselves laughing at this . thanks again for the laugh .

 

[Bobacuda]

Got to be careful. She may have a really good job, but be nutty as a sack of peanuts… in fact, “she” may have “her” own a sack full of nuts…

 

[fishmens67]

How did your date go, John?

Got her phone number. Lol. I think the chances are looking good.

I think her boyfriend knows, he disagreed with my question. lol

 

[Demonracer]

She bears a striking resemblance to Honey Boo Boo, ya pervert. LMAO

 

[pittsburghracer]

I don’t think a month’s worth of Viagra could generate enough wood to ride this!
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I hear she’s on a diet. Only gained 10 pounds last month instead of the usual 15.

 

[6PKRTSE]

I haven't done it, but I heard online dating is like buying a Chevy. You never know what you are going to get.

 

[Demonracer]

You were "Catfished" !!! LMAO

 

[pittsburghracer]

You were "Catfished" !!! LMAO

Not only ugly but probably a guy too. Lol

 

[Dartswinger70]

I don’t think a month’s worth of Viagra could generate enough wood to ride this!
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More chins than a...oh never mind...

Ever notice once they get so fat they all look the same...?

 

[retroron]

And since she appreciates Sailors she's got "Welcome Seventh Fleet" Tattooed on her inner thigh....

Probably a picture of a carrier as well

 

[Ahoey]

Probably a picture of a carrier as well

She could be the carrier

 

[Oldiron440]

Carrier hell she’s got room for the whole fleet.