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The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.

They asked, "Is this your wife, sir?"

Shocked, I answered, "Yes."

They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."

I said "I know, but she has a very love personality and she's great with the kids."
 
here is a wife joke i heard on BOb and Tom.

guy walks into his bedroom carrying a duck under his arm
his wife is lying in bed
the guy says "this is the pig i have been sleeping with"
the guys wife says "thats a duck not a pig"
the guy replies "i was talking to the duck"
 
Bigdummy said:
The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.

They asked, "Is this your wife, sir?"

Shocked, I answered, "Yes."

They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."

I said "I know, but she has a very love personality and she's great with the kids."
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Good one!!:grin:
 
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