dustermaniac
Senior Member
Just sitting here and thinking about some points to ponder:
Why is it when you go to a grocery store to get laundry detergent you go down the aisle and see all these brightly colored boxes of detergent with names like Cheer, Gain and Snuggle, when in fact life is Fear, Pain and Struggle?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do you park in a Driveway and drive on a Parkway?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop 'Windows'?
That if Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ***?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Please feel free to add any others if you want.
Why is it when you go to a grocery store to get laundry detergent you go down the aisle and see all these brightly colored boxes of detergent with names like Cheer, Gain and Snuggle, when in fact life is Fear, Pain and Struggle?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do you park in a Driveway and drive on a Parkway?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop 'Windows'?
That if Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ***?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Please feel free to add any others if you want.