Polish Girlfriend

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4fortyDemon

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This Polish guy is sitting around drinking with his buddies and gets to talking about his new girlfriend.
"Man she's the most gorgeous chick I've ever been with" The guys all nod in approval. " But ya know the best thing about her?" "No".

She has a little tattoo down there (points to his crotch) of a seashell, and if you put your ear close enough, you can smell the ocean."
 
In California they have girls on the beach that wear bikinis made out of sea shells. If you pick up one of the girls and put them to your ear, you can hear them scream!

Ron White
 
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