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If brains were gasoline you couldnt crank a piss-ants moped. Or hes got two brains. Ones the size of a bb and the others a little bitty sucker.I like Socks on a rooster.
 
Forgot my favorite. When i,m doing something stupid and dangerous,happens more often than you think,I say i,m not worried. Heaven dont want me and hells afraid i,ll take over.
 
You see a Hemi and say I'd blow a three legged dog for that!
 
Keep an open mind.
Because your mind is like a parachute.
If it ain't open,it don't work.
 
A long time ago an old timer said this to me.
Don't you wish when your Mom and Dad were making you that they would have -ucked a few more brains into you.

You don't even know if your *** was scratched, bored or punched in.
 
my old man- "use your head for something besides growing hair on!"
my old co-worker will (retired USAF) had a slick retort for an all to common excuse, "i didnt do it!" will- "thats why it didnt get done!!!!"
"its hotter than two field mice bangin in a wool sock!"
"sweating like a ***** in a church"
"awe man you're breaking my balls!!"
"you couldnt catch a break if it hit you in the face!"
"if it wasnt for bad luck, id have none at all"
 
my old machineshop foreman had a few......his best when checking flatness was "flatter than piss on a plate"

a lot of clearance in a bore...."hell you can chuck a cat in that one"
 
Boss to employee:

"You can say anything you like on your last day".

"So, how long have you been working here, not counting tomorrow"?

"We're gonna miss you".
 
Here's one I like to tell my kid's, It's easier to think things done then to do things done. It sure sounded good on paper! My father inlaw allways said if it's got tits or wheels, it will give you problems.
 
Skilled labor isn't cheap, cheap labor isn't skilled.
 
Life is like a fan -stand behind it and it suchs and stand in front of it and it blows

If brains where dynamite you could not blow your nose
 
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