pregnant hooker

[barbee6043]

the young hooker goes to her doctor fearing pregnancy.

doc confirms the reason for morning sickness , and asks " do you know who the father is?"

hooker replies" YOU dumbass, if you ate a whole can of beans would YOU know which bean gave you the farts!????"

thanks FBBO.

 

[mobileparts]

I was at the local watering hole the other nite, and I was telling the ladies that I can tell what day they born simply by fondling their breasts......

So finally, one pretty lady, happily built, stepped forward, and said, "okay, big shot, what
day was I born?"

So I fondled her breasts, kneaded them, squeezed them, caressed them, made myself all
happy.....

Finally, she asked, "Okay, so when was I born?"

"Yesterday," I replied!!!!!!!!!!!