sweatybetty
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REALLY BAD JOKE
A cowboy saunters into a saloon
and orders a shot of whiskey. As the barkeep pours, the cowboy looks
around and asks, "Say, where is everybody? This place is deserted!"
"Everyone in town went to the hangin'," says the bartender.
The cowboy's eyes go wide with surprise. "Hangin'? Who's gittin'
hanged?"
"Brown Paper Billy," comes the reply.
Now the cowboy is puzzled. "Brown Paper Billy? That's about the
curiousest name I ever did hear. Why do they call him that?"
"Well," says the bartender, matter-of-factly, "because he wears a
brown-paper hat and a brown-paper shirt, and he has brown-paper pants
held up with a brown-paper belt. Why, Brown Paper Billy even has
boots made outta brown paper."
"Ain't that somethin'!" says the cowboy. "What fer are they hangin' him?"
The bartender looks at the cowboy and says very seriously, "Rustling".
A cowboy saunters into a saloon
and orders a shot of whiskey. As the barkeep pours, the cowboy looks
around and asks, "Say, where is everybody? This place is deserted!"
"Everyone in town went to the hangin'," says the bartender.
The cowboy's eyes go wide with surprise. "Hangin'? Who's gittin'
hanged?"
"Brown Paper Billy," comes the reply.
Now the cowboy is puzzled. "Brown Paper Billy? That's about the
curiousest name I ever did hear. Why do they call him that?"
"Well," says the bartender, matter-of-factly, "because he wears a
brown-paper hat and a brown-paper shirt, and he has brown-paper pants
held up with a brown-paper belt. Why, Brown Paper Billy even has
boots made outta brown paper."
"Ain't that somethin'!" says the cowboy. "What fer are they hangin' him?"
The bartender looks at the cowboy and says very seriously, "Rustling".
