> > While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a
> woman passed over a
> > bridge
> > only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
> lying in wait.
> >
> > The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with
> that classic
> > patronizing
> > smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your
> hurry?"
> >
> > To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
> > Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
> >
> > I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
> >
> > The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
> > And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
> >
> > "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,
> then work my way up to
> > two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
> hand in. I work
> > from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
> then I slowly but
> > surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
> >
> > "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
> asshole ? " he asked.
> >
> > "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
> bridge..."
> >
> > Traffic Ticket - $95.00
> > Court Costs - $45.00
> > Look on the Cop's Face................PRICELESS
> >
> woman passed over a
> > bridge
> > only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
> lying in wait.
> >
> > The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with
> that classic
> > patronizing
> > smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your
> hurry?"
> >
> > To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
> > Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
> >
> > I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
> >
> > The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
> > And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
> >
> > "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,
> then work my way up to
> > two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
> hand in. I work
> > from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
> then I slowly but
> > surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
> >
> > "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
> asshole ? " he asked.
> >
> > "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
> bridge..."
> >
> > Traffic Ticket - $95.00
> > Court Costs - $45.00
> > Look on the Cop's Face................PRICELESS
> >
