Rye bread...

[pishta]

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat Jewish rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have
great stamina with the ladies. It works just like Viagra.
You'll feel like 40 again!"

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any Jewish rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves."

She said, "My goodness, five loaves!
By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this but me.


(reposted from a friend)

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

Ok I have one to add.
Back when Vcrs were first out and video rentals were popular a little Jewish Woman thought it would be a nice gift for her husband Birthday to buy him a machine and get him a few movies.
So after having the player installed she went into the video store and asked the guy at the desk. I want some movies for my Abe. He likes adult movies no kids stuff. Well the guy miss understands her and suggests something from the adult section. She tells him just give me a few movies. To see if he likes them.
Not understanding what adult means.
Well she gives them to Abe. And after watching them he said. You like this stuff. All the men are black and very big. She looks confused and looks at one for a few minutes and returns them to the store. Telling the guy this is not what I ment. But tell me are all black men this way.
Joking he says only the ones who tie a brick on the end for 7 days to stretch it.
Well she goes home and tells poor Abe the store man said tie a brick to the end for 7 days and you will be like the men in the movies.
So he figures what can it hurt.
After 4 days she says it it working, he replied I don't know about getting any bigger, but it sure is turning black

 

[Unconventional]

 

[RustyRatRod]

Ok I have one to add.
Back when Vcrs were first out and video rentals were popular a little Jewish Woman thought it would be a nice gift for her husband Birthday to buy him a machine and get him a few movies.
So after having the player installed she went into the video store and asked the guy at the desk. I want some movies for my Abe. He likes adult movies no kids stuff. Well the guy miss understands her and suggests something from the adult section. She tells him just give me a few movies. To see if he likes them.
Not understanding what adult means.
Well she gives them to Abe. And after watching them he said. You like this stuff. All the men are black and very big. She looks confused and looks at one for a few minutes and returns them to the store. Telling the guy this is not what I ment. But tell me are all black men this way.
Joking he says only the ones who tie a brick on the end for 7 days to stretch it.
Well she goes home and tells poor Abe the store man said tie a brick to the end for 7 days and you will be like the men in the movies.
So he figures what can it hurt.
After 4 days she says it it working, he replied I don't know about getting any bigger, but it sure is turning black