Unconventional
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A Boeing 777 wide body was lumbering along at 800 km/hour 33000 feet
when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at mach 1.5.
The F16 pilot decided to show off.
On his state of the art radio that is part of his state of the art 3 D & million dollar headset the
F16 youngster told the 777 pilot, "Hey Captain Watch this!"
He promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep unimaginable vertical climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier as the F16
screamed down impossible G's before leveling at almost sea level.
The F-16 pilot asked the 777 pilot "What did you think of that?"
The 777 pilot said, "That was truly impressive, but watch this!"
The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the
steady 800km/hour and then the 777 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the cocky F-16 pilot asked, "What the heck did you do?"
The 777 pilot chuckled and said, "I stood up, stretched my legs,
walked to the back, used the toilet, then got a cup of
coffee and a cinnamon roll and secured a date for the
next 3 nights in a five star hotel paid for by the company"
Lesson of life:
When you are young & foolish -
speed & flash may seem like a good thing!
When you get older & smarter
comfort & dullness is not such a bad thing!
It's called S.O.S.
Slower, Older and Smarter!
This story is dedicated to all my friends approaching the S.O.S. category.
when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at mach 1.5.
The F16 pilot decided to show off.
On his state of the art radio that is part of his state of the art 3 D & million dollar headset the
F16 youngster told the 777 pilot, "Hey Captain Watch this!"
He promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep unimaginable vertical climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier as the F16
screamed down impossible G's before leveling at almost sea level.
The F-16 pilot asked the 777 pilot "What did you think of that?"
The 777 pilot said, "That was truly impressive, but watch this!"
The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the
steady 800km/hour and then the 777 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the cocky F-16 pilot asked, "What the heck did you do?"
The 777 pilot chuckled and said, "I stood up, stretched my legs,
walked to the back, used the toilet, then got a cup of
coffee and a cinnamon roll and secured a date for the
next 3 nights in a five star hotel paid for by the company"
Lesson of life:
When you are young & foolish -
speed & flash may seem like a good thing!
When you get older & smarter
comfort & dullness is not such a bad thing!
It's called S.O.S.
Slower, Older and Smarter!
This story is dedicated to all my friends approaching the S.O.S. category.
