Signs

[AJ/FormS]

WOW! Ever listen to something so unbelievable you have to pinch yourself to make sure your not dreaming

No; but I once woke up from a dream, with a very very sore butt that took 3 days to quit hurting. In the dream, a lion chased me down and bit me in the azz. I wasn't a kid anymore either, well, I mightabin in my 20s, IDK, it was a few decades ago tho.

 

[harrisonm]

I used to live in Wpg, until 1984. I was 31 that summer. Not once in 37 years have I missed it.
I used to think the Peg was full of the dregs of society. After I left, it didn't take long to figure out that the Peg did Not have a monopoly of them; the dregs were everywhere.
I tried to conform for awhile, but that didn't work out for me. Too many people around me were dying or being killed. So I got outta that dive. 84 was a bad year. Perhaps it was the last good year .........

I've been to Canada many times. Quebec once and Ontario dozens of times. My daughter lives about 30 miles North of Toronto. It is a beautiful area. I have never been to Winnipeg, but I had heard it was a nice town. Evidently not?

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I've been to Canada many times. Quebec once and Ontario dozens of times. My daughter lives about 30 miles North of Toronto. It is a beautiful area. I have never been to Winnipeg, but I had heard it was a nice town. Evidently not?

Where North of Toronto?

 

[diymirage]

Where North of Toronto?

I'm just west of Toronto

 

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[harrisonm]

Where North of Toronto?

Newmarket

 

[Unconventional]

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Newmarket

Been through there many times. The downtown is quite the layout. Wish they would co-ordinate the stop lights though. Traffic always seems to be backed up.
We take hwy 9 right through to Orangeville.

 

[MarPar]

 

[MarPar]

 

[Unconventional]

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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I have a T shirt with that on it. Gets a lot of laughs

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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We aim to keep this washroom clean. How's your aim?

 

[diymirage]

We aim to keep this washroom clean. How's your aim?

I'd say about 80% accuracy rate

 

[Ahoey]

I'd say about 80% accuracy rate

Depends on the amount of beer consumed. Sometimes couldn’t hit it outside lol

 

[emsvitil]

We aim to keep this washroom clean. How's your aim?

My aim is good.........

It's the splatter................

 

[MarPar]

We used to have this one at the urinal at work

"If you are swinging a short bat, please step up to the plate"

 

[Unconventional]

"If you are swinging a short bat, please step up to the plate"

 

[Mark Wainwright]

My aim is good.........

It's the splatter................

Can you write your name in the snow?

 

[mpgmike]

How about a bathroom sign:

"I don't pee in your pool, please don't swim in my toilet."

 

[Ahoey]

Can you write your name in the snow?

Ya but it’s real cold on the tip

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Ya but it’s real cold on the tip

I know what you mean and the snow is usually deep too

 

[Ahoey]

I know what you mean and the snow is usually deep too

 

[Dartnut]

I wrote my name in the snow once while peeing, but it was in my girlfriend's hand writing.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I wrote my name in the snow once while peeing, but it was in my girlfriend's hand writing.