Damn, thats just one bad idea after another after another after another... if I only had the money to buy it and crush it so I could put it out of its misery...
It looks like something Lepu and Bernie would come up with. It doesnt take a lot of money if you have a roomful of guys working for $1 a day and a 50 gal drum of bondo.
Looks just right for Baliwood!
Andrew
PS Even Owsley acid is not THAT strong ;-)