So I pulled the old Dog Poop Trick on the Grandkids

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We had the grandkids over the weekend; girl - 8 and boy - 6. I came into the house and had a chunk of mud on my shoe. So I said, “Oh, gross. I think I stepped in dog poop.” Then I picked it up and said, “it looks like dog poop.” I held it up to my nose and said, “It smells like dog poop,” Then I put it to my lips and said, “It even tastes like dog poop. Boy am I glad I didn’t step in it.” Then I held it out in their faces. They just about had a stroke. They were literally screaming. I had to convince them it was just mud.
 
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We had the grandkids over the weekend; girl - 8 and boy - 6. I came into the house and had a chunk of mud on my shoe. So I said, “Oh, gross. I think I stepped in dog poop.” Then I picked it up and said, “it looks like dog poop.” I held it up to my nose and said, “It smells like dog poop,” Then I put it to my lips and said, “It even tastes like dog poop. Boy am I glad I didn’t step in it.” Then I held it out in their faces. They just about had a stroke. They were literally screaming. I had to convince them it was just mud.
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Caddy shack with the Oh Henry floating in the swimming pool LMAO
 
Have to get some chocolate fudge or something where you chew it swallow it smile and the brown is caked in between your teeth...:lol:
 
Did anybody ever see "Pink Flamingoes" where the dog pooped on the ground and the guy picked it up and ate it?

I wont post because Im not aware of rules here but look up "Pink Flamingoes dog poop scene" on YT :thumbsup: :lol:
 
Standing around in my friends shop having a beer. I pulled a piece of that gunk they put around the tail lights. You know soft pliable kinda grey colour. Anyway I was squishing it and rolling it around in my fingers. My friend asked me “ what’s dat?” I shrugged my shoulders and handed to him. He looked at it and I said don’t know but I had a hell of a time getting it out of my nose. LMAO.
Word of caution Cops will be out in full force tonight and they will be pissed off because they have to work on New Year’s Eve. Not much mercy from a pissed off guy. Talk to you guys next year. Make it a great one. Happy New Year.
 
So when we were kids around the breakfast table, I put a raisin in my nose and pulled it out and ate it in front of my sisters. Mom was not happy.
 
Reminds me of the cadaver lab story
Wish I could remember it, but it had to do with switching fingers
 
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