You can't blame anyone else if you fall in your driveway...
It's your own asphalt.
I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
I've started investing in stocks: beef, vegetable, chicken.
One day I hope to be a bouillianaire.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
Now that's humerus.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
Now I have Heinzsight.
Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?
Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing.
They are called pinion feathers. A crow has 16.
So, the difference between a raven and a crow is only a matter of a pinion.
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.
I turned to a local tribal leader and said, "That lizard is really funny!"
The leader replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand-up chameleon.
It's your own asphalt.
I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
I've started investing in stocks: beef, vegetable, chicken.
One day I hope to be a bouillianaire.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
Now that's humerus.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
Now I have Heinzsight.
Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?
Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing.
They are called pinion feathers. A crow has 16.
So, the difference between a raven and a crow is only a matter of a pinion.
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.
I turned to a local tribal leader and said, "That lizard is really funny!"
The leader replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand-up chameleon.
