tubtar
Well-Known Member
A twentysomething is in the bar up North after a long day on the lake with his buddies.
The fish weren't biting , but they would have been drinking in either case.
He notices an older woman at the bar is giving him the eye , and since he has never had an experienced woman , he figures he'll give it the old college try.
He introduces himself and buys her a drink.
The find a quiet booth and get to know each other a little better.
He is thinking she may be as old as 50 , but she is really put together.
They are getting along and having a few laughs........the conversation starts slipping towards the risque and he is liking his chances.
as the bartender announces last call , she invites him back to her place.
he follows her home and as soon as they get out of their cars , they are joined at the face in a very passionate kiss.
She asks him " Have you ever had the sportsman's special ? "
He has never even heard of it and tells her as much.
She explains " It's a Mother and Daughter tag team......you get to have sex with both of us. "
His mind races.........she is 50 and hotter than most 30 year olds , her Daughter has to be amazing.
They stumble towards the house , she opens the door and hollers up the stairs............ " MOM !?!? "
The fish weren't biting , but they would have been drinking in either case.
He notices an older woman at the bar is giving him the eye , and since he has never had an experienced woman , he figures he'll give it the old college try.
He introduces himself and buys her a drink.
The find a quiet booth and get to know each other a little better.
He is thinking she may be as old as 50 , but she is really put together.
They are getting along and having a few laughs........the conversation starts slipping towards the risque and he is liking his chances.
as the bartender announces last call , she invites him back to her place.
he follows her home and as soon as they get out of their cars , they are joined at the face in a very passionate kiss.
She asks him " Have you ever had the sportsman's special ? "
He has never even heard of it and tells her as much.
She explains " It's a Mother and Daughter tag team......you get to have sex with both of us. "
His mind races.........she is 50 and hotter than most 30 year olds , her Daughter has to be amazing.
They stumble towards the house , she opens the door and hollers up the stairs............ " MOM !?!? "
