SCredneck
LARGE member
A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before making passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband, being shocked, replies, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"
