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Mitch got run over by a Moped
Walking home from the barber last eve
You can say there's no such thing as a dumb Yankee
But as for me and Tikey we believe
He'd been drinking too much Tiger
And we begged him not to go
But he forgot he was self medicated
And he staggered out the door into the Beep beep flow
When we found Him the next morning
At the scene of the attack
He had Ching Shen treads on his head!
Hope he got a haircut!