Stop in for a cup of coffee

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Almost non-existent in West Texas. Now down south and in northeast Texas, they got trees.. And water. And green plants.. and pretty women... And places to go fishing..

We got dirt and liquor stores!
Why would you live there?
 
I'm in the heart of suburbia.. 2 car garage and all sorts of city codes keeping me from storing projects in the driveway!

I am sorry. Same as here. It is like living in a prison. I am not used to having people telling me what I can do or not. This is part of why I find it so hard to live here, and part of why I feel so unwelcome here.

Bill
 
:wtf: Here I thought we were done with that nasty wind for the day, and here it comes again. Almost 40mph this morning
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Cuz the fuckers lied to me! They said there was a pretty woman behind every tree and my dumbass packed up and moved!
There ARE pretty women behind every tree. They are just really quick so you can’t circle around the tree and catch them!

The ugly ones don’t try to hide. They WANT to be caught.
 
Cuz the fuckers lied to me! They said there was a pretty woman behind every tree and my dumbass packed up and moved!

Well, here is my experience, and I have gotten plenty of experience since I moved here. Very few of those trees with a woman behind is worth checking out. I am so glad I have the wife I have, the rest can go behind any tree they want, I don't care.

Bill
 
A bit more on the beer before before I make the switch! Just put a tater in the oven, steaks are ready to meat their maker! Gonna grill some chicken while I'm at it. Think maybe I'll steam some brussel sprouts to go with it. Life is good!
Cheers!

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Well, here is my experience, and I have gotten plenty of experience since I moved here. Very few of those trees with a woman behind is worth checking out. I am so glad I have the wife I have, the rest can go behind any tree they want, I don't care.

Bill
The whole wife thing was good, but I think my next woman will be inflatable..
 
The whole wife thing was good, but I think my next woman will be inflatable..

This is kind of a bit personal, but I was over 50 when I found my wife and a person to live with. Good things takes time. I drive the 04 Grand Marquis which have big armrests between the front seat, and the seats are individual, and June drives a 06 Charger Daytona, and we were at JoAnns just now in the morning, and she says, I must admit I like the bench seats... and we have that too, in the Dart. :D So, I have a hope to at some point take her for a ride in the bench seat car. :D

Bill
 
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Wait for the end of the video in the background.
These two guys crack me up.
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Isn't that a '65 Coronet Ragtop on the hook?
Those two have used a red ragtop in past commercials.
 
Evening everyone...installed the storm doors on the French doors in the kitchen this weekend. Just a bit of trim and reinstall part of the soft and will be done. Awful nice having 6 feet of screen to let some fresh fall air in.
 
Rainy...it’s a coloring book...not reality.
I thought you modeled it after a real car, jus sayin
Do you live in the countryside, or in a city with tight space like I do ?

Bill

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oh hell no!!
I have to have minimum 2 acres now that I have lived on the farms so long.

Before I moved to the US, I lived in a city setting where there would be no way to park a car on the street. People there don't even have cars because of the hassle, and it being easier to use one of the 10 million taxis or the overcrowded bus.

out here where I am now, you can go behind a barn and take a leak, which I may or may not have done a few times and no one is around to say ewww at you... Its great
 
Evening everyone...installed the storm doors on the French doors in the kitchen this weekend. Just a bit of trim and reinstall part of the soft and will be done. Awful nice having 6 feet of screen to let some fresh fall air in.

Howdy, I got news from my place in Norway, they had gotten an inch of snow in that area a couple of days ago.

Bill
 
I thought you modeled it after a real car, jus sayin

oh hell no!!
I have to have minimum 2 acres now that I have lived on the farms so long.

Before I moved to the US, I lived in a city setting where there would be no way to park a car on the street. People there don't even have cars because of the hassle, and it being easier to use one of the 10 million taxis or the overcrowded bus.

out here where I am now, you can go behind a barn and take a leak, which I may or may not have done a few times and no one is around to say ewww at you... Its great
We're gonna have to RTV you to stop that leak!
 
Anyone out here in Coffee Land looking for a dual scoop 70-72 Dart/Demon hood?

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