Stop in for a cup of coffee

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My wife waits until i go for a nap to start vacuuming or doing dishes.


Funny, I did the dishes after a nap and my eye started feeling a little better... Not all the way better, but good enough to keep open for a while...
 
On my way home a long time ago, When I lived in the Inland Empire, I am driving east on I10 just east of the I215. Busy as heck at 5PM. Traffic comes to a stop, get up to the issue, there are two baby kittens huddling at the center wall/divider. I stop in traffic, and try to coax the two kittens to me, well, one, jumped over the wall and got smashed, .


My ex was giving me a ride on Woodward Ave in Detroit and a black squirrel ran right in front of her and she ran it over... After she ran it over, we saw it upside down and the back legs were flipping back and forth... Not sure if it was dead and the nerves were making them move or if it was still alive and twitching...

I imitated the legs going back and forth with my arms and we both laughed...
 
“One Adam 12, see the man...”

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Before Rainy asks...

“To see a man about a horse is an English idiom, usually used as a way to apologize for one's imminent departure or absence—generally to euphemistically conceal one's true purpose, such as going to use the toilet or going to buy a drink.”
 
Before Rainy asks...

“To see a man about a horse is an English idiom, usually used as a way to apologize for one's imminent departure or absence—generally to euphemistically conceal one's true purpose, such as going to use the toilet or going to buy a drink.”
And what if I'm actually looking to make an equine purchase?
 
Before Rainy asks...

“To see a man about a horse is an English idiom, usually used as a way to apologize for one's imminent departure or absence—generally to euphemistically conceal one's true purpose, such as going to use the toilet or going to buy a drink.”
So was it a hidden meaning in thre movie Finding Nemo, when the Doctor said:

"I have an appointment to see a bloke about a wallaby"
 
Well, kinda...my joke was going to be “One Adam-12, see the man about a horse.”

:lol:


Before Rainy asks...

“To see a man about a horse is an English idiom, usually used as a way to apologize for one's imminent departure or absence—generally to euphemistically conceal one's true purpose, such as going to use the toilet or going to buy a drink.”


You could always say, "I'm gonna shake the hand of the father of my children"..... :rolleyes:
 
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