Stop in for a cup of coffee
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Hey Princess Rani. Changed your name again I see.
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I was rainy day auto for 5 years and in that time I can't tell you how many messages I got with people thinking I'm a vendor or shop.
Now I'm a mid evil lass on a search for the holy grail mopar on an adventure with Bilbo Baggins.
Oh yea, I guess I need a sword now too
Good luck with the search. I need to go to the yard and look for a few bits for my truck.
Wanna hear a joke about a stone?
Never mind, I’ll just skip that one.
Never mind, I’ll just skip that one.
Did you hear the news that a lot of applications just came in from people looking to pursue a career as the government’s top-ranking medical official?
Yes, there was a surge in general.
Yes, there was a surge in general.
Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor boards???
He was just going through a stage...
He was just going through a stage...
Did you hear about the claustrophoobic astronaut???
He just needed a little space...
He just needed a little space...
What kind of exercise do lazy people do???
Diddly-squats...
Diddly-squats...
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards???
A receding hare-line...
A receding hare-line...
What do you call a fake noodle???
An impasta...
An impasta...
What's an astronaut's favorite part on a computer???
The space bar...
The space bar...
Did you hear about the two thieves that stole a calendar???
They each got six months...
They each got six months...
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum???
A chew-chew train....
A chew-chew train....
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.
It was such a nice jester!
It was such a nice jester!
6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.
Dam Karl your in a roll this morning!
Worked with a guy that had a million of them...
Kept us laughing all day long. Was a winter of campground brush clearing and burning .
Kept us laughing all day long. Was a winter of campground brush clearing and burning .
Did you hear about the race between two silk worms???
It ended in a tie....
It ended in a tie....
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