Stop in for a cup of coffee
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A guy enters a bar with a pet monkey.
He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ***, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
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Okaaaayyyy .... I'm by myself in here, making myself laugh at my own memes, thinking of jacked up memes I would make if i could, then getting depressed because I realize how sick my humor is.
So you're doing an Asa....
john dodge
downunder wonder
A short red head....
I'd trade a few mopars for one of those...
I'd trade a few mopars for one of those...
Morning!
Just below freezing this morning, supposed to go above freezing today. Wont matter, i will be putting this escape back together. Day 4. About 15 hours on it so far. So much for fargo friday.
Just below freezing this morning, supposed to go above freezing today. Wont matter, i will be putting this escape back together. Day 4. About 15 hours on it so far. So much for fargo friday.
Morning Frank. Rain should end here in a few hours, good news for Keith!
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
At least you have a good reason for being single. Turns out my reason for being single is that I'm an asshole!
Monkeys are funny
I took this video. I’m sure the guy told monkey what to do.
Yup they be funny for sure!
dukeboy440
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not true
I doubt she’s that gullibleShort gals can be pretty too. I bet you are if you would post a pic.
dukeboy440
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Frank ever get the calendar? The US mail is a mess right now. I have packages sitting in Philadelphia since Oct 15! Really slow.
Think i will get an early start on the day. I have new tires to put on it too.
dukeboy440
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Haha sure they didn’t get looted?
dukeboy440
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I told ya all to keep Karl out of the pumpkin patch
This mail in ballot this year should be really interesting with the way the mail is right now. PA said you can change your vote. How the heck you do that if your vote is a anonymous mail in?
dukeboy440
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I was wondering the same thing
dukeboy440
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I get the feeling this won’t be settled for a month or longer. There’s gonna be some rough days ahead
Good Morning Everyone. Happy Friday. 1.5 crazy hours in here at work already but only 2.5 to go....not that I am counting. Bitches, out of the way, I am leaving regardless, let me get it done.
This whole mess will end up in some court for a year I am sure.
dukeboy440
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Yep. But hey, I’m gonna go work on the dart some more. To day just might be the day I get brave enough to weld the quarters on... or down I brace the heck out of everything and cut the tubs out with the quarters still off?
No idea need a body guy there.
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