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toolmanmike said:
I try to let things slide a bit due to the circumstances and then it get;s out of hand and I am the *** hole.
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Stay positive...

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Just remember what kind of @ssholes you are dealing with... (There's bound to be a few with as many members as we have....)

 
dukeboy_318 said:
I’ll show myself to the door now....
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No. with a attitude like that you are part of the problem Stay here but just watch your comments. We can still have fun and converse but we don't need to talk politics here. It keeps us out of trouble . There are many members and staff that stop by but don't respond. This isn't a private message or a safe place.
 
toolmanmike said:
No. with a attitude like that you are part of the problem Stay here but just watch your comments. We can still have fun and converse but we don't need to talk politics here. It keeps us out of trouble . There are many members and staff that stop by but don't respond. This isn't a private message or a safe place.
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Meh. I’m talking about fishing.

Not mine but a funny one:

A woman goes into Cabela’s to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark glasses. She says to him, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?” He says, “Ma’am, I’m completely blind; but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.”

She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, “That’s a 6-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-pound test line. It’s a good all-around combination, and it’s on sale this week for only $20.”

She says, “It’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!”

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. “Oh, that sounds like a MasterCard,” he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around?

The man rings up the sale and says, “That’ll be $34.50 please.”

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, “Didn’t you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20? How did you get $34.50?”

He replies, “Yes, ma’am. The rod and reel is $20, but the Duck Call is $11, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.”

She paid it and left without saying a word.
 
toolmanmike said:
Not you someone else on another thread that turned political but was in general discussion. It's going to get real ugly around here with the election regardless of the turnout. A fair warning to all watch your step.
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Maybe the site should open up the N&P section for "free" for the next two weeks (you don't have to click and sign up) so they can get their frustrations out there...

You know, like when the cable company gives you free movie channels for a week or two to get you hooked and try to get you to sign up for them...

Then after two weeks their access to the N&P section will expire and they will have to sign up to go back in there...
 
krazykuda said:
Maybe the site should open up the N&P section for "free" for the next two weeks (you don't have to click and sign up) so they can get their frustrations out there...

You know, like when the cable company gives you free movie channels for a week or two to get you hooked and try to get you to sign up for them...

Then after two weeks their access to the N&P section will expire and they will have to sign up to go back in there...
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The N&P is free. all you need to do is agree to the B/S that happen there.
 
dukeboy_318 said:
Meh. I’m talking about fishing.

Not mine but a funny one:

A woman goes into Cabela’s to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark glasses. She says to him, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?” He says, “Ma’am, I’m completely blind; but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.”

She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, “That’s a 6-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-pound test line. It’s a good all-around combination, and it’s on sale this week for only $20.”

She says, “It’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!”

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. “Oh, that sounds like a MasterCard,” he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around?

The man rings up the sale and says, “That’ll be $34.50 please.”

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, “Didn’t you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20? How did you get $34.50?”

He replies, “Yes, ma’am. The rod and reel is $20, but the Duck Call is $11, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.”

She paid it and left without saying a word.
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Is it just me and the fifth of bourbon or does this latest hurricane look like mr burns?

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toolmanmike said:
The N&P is free. all you need to do is agree to the B/S that happen there.
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I was in there before the last software update...

It was fun poking at both side and watching them go... Like a wind up toy, wind them up and watch them go...

I didn't bother to sign up after the software update and we had to re-apply...
 
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