Stop in for a cup of coffee

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I just found a half drank Dew behind a stack of books.

I have no idea how long its been there but I am sure going to finish it now. Cant waste any of that green goodness you know.
 
that hairy girl was just gross ...I almost said something in that thread but then I figured its better I just stay out of that one LOL

nah, I am in a holly jolly mood tonight :p
Ooohhh...one of the devious elfs Dad used to warn us about. Holly, jolly and oh-my-golly...she will cut you and laugh while you are bleeding...
 
I just found a half drank Dew behind a stack of books.

I have no idea how long its been there but I am sure going to finish it now. Cant waste any of that green goodness you know.
How can you tell when a Dew has gone bad? It's not like it turns green or sumpthin'...

Maybe just pour it into a glass and look for floaters (or sinkers)...
 
A young pilot signed up for a job flying airmail to the remote wilderness.

The Boss handed him a contract with several clauses and told the young pilot to look it over and let him know if he had any questions. After a little while of studying the contract, the young pilot asked a few questions.

"Do we fly in snow storms?"

"Yes" said the Boss

"Ice storms?"

"Yes" said the Boss

"Hail storms?"

"Yes" said the Boss

"Wind storms?"

"Yes" said the Boss

"Sand storms?"

The Boss looked at him and said...

"Sorry kid, there is no sandy clause."
 
You two! Oh my goodness.
Rani is my BFF, I'm the only known living person who has an actual photo of her and I protect it like it was my own child!

She killed the last person who had a photo of her and shared it...and I know she would kill me too if I did...like a raccoon found in the garage!
 
That song in the mankini video almost sounds to me like Phil Collins/ Genesis .....but I cant find the same sound anywhere
 
just because I have sent some raccoons to raccoon heaven doesn't mean I am THAT mean LOL

not like I even wanted to but I have a duty as sworn protector of chickens and kitties so I inherit the raccoons as sworn enemies.

I am sure the raccoons I have encountered know that its nothing personal ....just business. :rolleyes:
 
just because I have sent some raccoons to raccoon heaven doesn't mean I am THAT mean LOL

not like I even wanted to but I have a duty as sworn protector of chickens and kitties so I inherit the raccoons as sworn enemies.

I am sure the raccoons I have encountered know that its nothing personal ....just business. :rolleyes:
I have never felt more like a raccoon!
 
"Call on me" was a remix rip of the Steve Winwood "Valerie" song. But it's not the same song any more...
 
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