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when men look at women, there is only one type they prefer. Shapely and thin.....model like .....probably blonde.

Men don't realize that when women look at men there are two types worth examining. 1. The six pack abs type with rock solid arms and buffed to shine. That type is nice but there is also type 2.

2. The over weight and naturally hairy average guy. In all the God given natural glory. The down to earth cool guy that you can find on a couch near you and is nothing but a sweetheart. That is actually sexier than the solid buffed but conceited model.
 
Rainy Day Auto said:
when men look at women, there is only one type they prefer. Shapely and thin.....model like .....probably blonde.

Men don't realize that when women look at men there are two types worth examining. 1. The six pack abs type with rock solid arms and buffed to shine. That type is nice but there is also type 2.

2. The over weight and naturally hairy average guy. In all the God given natural glory. The down to earth cool guy that you can find on a couch near you and is nothing but a sweetheart. That is actually sexier than the solid buffed but conceited model.
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You made me feel all better. I will talk to Santa dad on your behalf
 
whew - I was thinking there was going to some kinda mini-Santa helper battle - you know, an elf match
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I am almost done decorating for Christmas ...I wanted to get a jump on it because right now light sets and accessories are available in all the stores.

Last year I waited too long and I was rushed and then I found out I needed some new light strings and by the time I was in the stores, the selection was down and prices up.

I am in the process of upgrading everything to energy efficient L.E.D. lights
 
dartnabout said:
I will talk to Santa dad on your behalf
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Santa dad? Come on now.........

Tike. We know that you know that we know that you are Santa Clause.

And by the way...........

Your hat evidently fell out of your truck when you were here?


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Don't mind the pair of crazy old elfs, we always get this way once Thanksgiving comes and we feel the rush of the Christmas season coming. You should hang out with us in the early Spring once the pressure is off...holly, jolly doesn't begin to describe it!

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Me? Make up a lie about Santa this close to Christmas? I have been a very good boy, honest! :)
 
The funny thing is I do believe it was in that truck. Now I have to go out to see if it is gone
 
Come get it as soon as you can though please?

Hoppy Manscaper offered me $50.00 for it, he mumbled something about a seasonal thong?
 
Rainy Day Auto said:
I am almost done decorating for Christmas ...I wanted to get a jump on it because right now light sets and accessories are available in all the stores.

Last year I waited too long and I was rushed and then I found out I needed some new light strings and by the time I was in the stores, the selection was down and prices up.

I am in the process of upgrading everything to energy efficient L.E.D. lights
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I like the look of the LED's too - somehow softer -- green and white theme for me
 
I hope Santa brings me a big bottle of bourbon.. and a reverse shackle kit, a double cardon driveshaft, a new paint gun, a radiator, a balanced rotating assembly, a 30'X40' shop, a redhead with daddy issues, some torgue thrust wheels, some Dr Diff axles and a suregrip unit.. I've been THAT good this year...
 
Ben Drinkin said:
I hope Santa brings me a big red head...and a handcuff kit, a double size bottle of bourbon, a new stun gun, a roll of Gorilla duct tape, a balanced perspective, some torque in my thrust, and some Dr Oz penicillin painkillers... I've been THAT good this year...
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Fixed it!
 
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