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I used to date a midget... I was nuts over her...
Like everyone else I started out as a midget.
Then I grew out of it.
I dated a midget once. She told me she was saving herself for Jesus. After a night of fun.
All I could say was, oh Ye of little faith.
Here comes the rain and T-storms...
That awkward moment when you ask a midget. So what do you want to be when you grow up.
Two word joke:
Dwarf shortage....
Dwarf shortage....
I used to date a midget... I was nuts over her...
you sir need some new material.
we have heard that before, come on now ....do you want your jokes to become "old man jokes" ???
COME ON MAN, up your game
HAHA I am just kidding, trying to rib 
You may not like some of the new ones...
I like the offensive jokes...
The closer you get to crossing the line, the funnier it is....
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Most suffer from low self-esteem.
What's the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?
What happens if you spill carpet cleaner???
You have a clean carpet.
I have two weeks and a couple days to get ready, I might have to have my dad or cousins help sell off some if it doesn't move by then which is ok. I will have left explicit instructions anyways
the ones going to scrap are easy but the ones for sale may or may not sell quick but I am trying to price to move because I am not really selling for the money but more for the space however I am not giving stuff away either, which is why I was surprised at the guy's reaction when I shot a price out for the valiant wagon
I'm tempted to load the trailer up and drive that way lol
Best time to sell is when you don't have to.
Honestly, if she was closer, I'd offer to let her store them here until she got settled, I've got 10 acres to fill full
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