Stop in for a cup of coffee

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Got MSD spring kit yesterday, Might be the last piece in my new tune.
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halifaxhops said:
Probably the wiper, and you?
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I've 'buried' the heave-ho, but not hit the top on the unsolved crime - only part way up... It came out of both ends at the same time.... :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

You don't wash them, just toss them in the trash after that... :eek:
 
Has anybody ever "hit the bell and won the prize" on the unsolved crime??? :popcorn:

Pics... Wait, second thought, never mind on the pics.... :mob:
 
toolmanmike said:
Oh probably the wiper. Yep just toss them!
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I worked with a guy who said that he would cut the stain out of the wipers and keep wearing them...

I was like, Why??? You have no protection for your pants after that...


A guy I knew in college once summed it up when he was very drunk, "Underwear is a defense mechanism in case you fart and it isn't, it protects your pants from getting messy"....
 
ScampMike said:
I don't know - this seems like a shitty subject..
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Just don't get too deep into it...

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Here's a nice story about a bird:

Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow that decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a farmyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.

The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him!


The moral of the story:

  • 1. Everyone who ***** on you is not necessarily your enemy.

    2. Everyone who gets you out of the **** is not necessarily your friend.

    3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of ****, keep your mouth shut!
 
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