Except my wife's cooking!
My ex's cooking was so bad, the flies came to our house to commit suicide....
Her cooking is so bad, the flies took up a collection to fix the hole in the screen....
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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My ex's cooking was so bad, the flies came to our house to commit suicide....
Her cooking is so bad, the flies took up a collection to fix the hole in the screen....
Why??
pear shaped? Ben will........
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Yes he will!
I'm getting in shape.
Yes you are. How's that working out? More energy? Feeling better?
are you a pair? Tits, *** all the same right?
Yep, lost ten pounds. And feel better everyday. Thanks for asking.
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
I'm fine with my shape, I'm working on size!
did see a *** with warts once wish I did not ever want to see that again thought they were nipples!
Size matters.
Oh crap some one report me my Report button is gone!
did see a *** with warts once wish I did not ever want to see that again thought they were nipples!
We all have warts.
But brown around them and tender? Some times pink if they are new? been there done that.
Wait there's more have to get a pick of the package you sent me Ray!
TMI TMI
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
I started an exercise routine.. Rotator cuff, carpal tunnel and Tommy John surgery on my right arm.. never again!
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
So I'm told! She said "you caint churn no butter with a toothpick "
Yup it is just trying to school the young ones from making the same mistakes.
Gold right?
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
EEEWWWEEE! but funnyn as hell and racist against the Irish! Hey I am Irish
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