The question has always been does a bear poop in the woods with an expected answer of yes of course. But now I have my doubts so the maybe the answer has to be maybe
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Or if a tree falls and nobody is there to hear it, does it fall in bear ****???
That's my whole point here. What if he didn't poop in the woods and pooped "adjacent" to the woods. Does it answer the question. This is too stressful I think I am headed to bed
Damn bear.
FISHYPETE
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If the tree is at the edge of the woods and fall outward it could very well be full of ****
How's the weather there Mike? I see tornadoes in KS and IA
Just getting a storm warning but way south of here.
Unconventional
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That might do it. Pisses them off that they're not getting the extra revenue from you.
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Lon is in route back home, he left Arkansas today. Doubt he drove straight thru if he felt like I did after sampling all the previous evening! Hah! He and his wife are just great people to hang out with.
After 20 years of mowing my 5 or so acres i know for a fact bears do not **** in the woods. If proof is required i will send samples with photographic proof to anyone that requests it. Nevermind, no requests required. I have the SS mailing list
Nope just got home,drove straight through, @Sublime one what a trip!! ( Had a blast and will do it again)
Made three other stops , as soon as we hit Iowa border all crap broke loose i think i drove right through that twister!
Couldn't see at all driving at 15 mph wind and rain so bad couldn't see the road!
Made it home ok.
Thank again sublime
Sipping on the Fargo now, great stuff!!
Made three other stops , as soon as we hit Iowa border all crap broke loose i think i drove right through that twister!
Couldn't see at all driving at 15 mph wind and rain so bad couldn't see the road!
Made it home ok.
Thank again sublime
Sipping on the Fargo now, great stuff!!
Hey there Eric. Morning
Hey Chris. How are things?
Morning people
Good morning Steph
Ok. Taking the big truck up to the inspection station to be checked out this morning. Hopefully all is well
Bears, Tronadoes, Betty OH MY!
A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear asks for a beer again
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
So he asks once more and says if I do not get a beer I will eat that woman at the end of the bar.
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear just tears into her then askes for a beer again
Bartender says we do not serve drug addicts in this bar either
Bear is confused he says what do you mean by that?
Bartend: THAT WAS A BARBITCHYOUATE!
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear asks for a beer again
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
So he asks once more and says if I do not get a beer I will eat that woman at the end of the bar.
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear just tears into her then askes for a beer again
Bartender says we do not serve drug addicts in this bar either
Bear is confused he says what do you mean by that?
Bartend: THAT WAS A BARBITCHYOUATE!
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