Stuttering Cat

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> Stuttering Cat -
> as explained by a Grade 4 student
>
> A teacher is explaining biology
> to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the
> only animals that
> stutter," she says.
>
> A little girl raises her hand. "I had a
> kitty-cat who stuttered."
>
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of
> these stories could become, asked the girl to describe
> the
> incident.
>
> "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard
> with my kitty
> and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running
> start and before we
> knew it, he jumped over the fence into our
> yard!"
>
> "That must've
> been scary," said the teacher.
>
> "It sure was," said the little
> girl.
>
> "My kitty raised her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!,
> Fffffff,'
> but before she could say '****!,' the
> Rottweiler ate her!"
>
> The
> teacher had to leave the room.
>
 
When I saw f f f f I somehow KNEW what was coming LMAO
 
Clearly the cat was provoking the situation..............
 
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