grampyjay
Well-Known Member
This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
There are two sheriff's deputies there.
He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says, "I'm very sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality, and she's an excellent cook.”
There are two sheriff's deputies there.
He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says, "I'm very sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality, and she's an excellent cook.”