Taxidermist

[krazykuda]

A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a White Russian. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here...where you from?"

"I'm from Lansdale, Pennsylvania."

"Whatchu do up there in Pennsylvania?"

"I"m a taxidermist."

"What did you say, attacks-sea-derm-mist? What the hell is that?"

"I mount dead animals."

The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's ok boys, he's one of us!"

 

[4fortyDemon]

Lansdale, Pennsylvania- funny.I bought my 340 Demon from there!

 

[TheTecher]

I go to lansdale all the time with my WWII reenacting group. Its about 2hrs away.

 

[bamacuda]

Could you have avoided the Alabama reference? I think that sounds more like Louisiana or Arkansas.

 

[krazykuda]

Sorry if you are offended. I copied it straight out of a book. I never heard of it and didn't know it was a real place.

But for the sake of the joke, can you all just take one for the team....