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The Texas Midget
A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area. The
midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told
him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his
pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left ******** and told the
midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
********, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the
left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if
his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you
do?"
The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area. The
midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told
him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his
pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left ******** and told the
midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
********, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the
left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if
his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you
do?"
The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
