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> The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like
> to express Praise for answered prayers.
A lady stood and walked to the podium.
>
> She said, "I have a Praise. Two months ago, my
> husband, Tom, had a terrible golf cart wreck and
> his scrotum was completely crushed.
> The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know
> if they could help him."
>
> You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the
> congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom
> must have experienced..
>
> "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she
> went on, "and
> every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the
> doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned
> out they were able to piece together the crushed
> remnants
> of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold
> it in place ."
>
> Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and
> squirmed
> uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery
> performed on Tom.
>
> "Now," she announced in a quavering voice, thank
> the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors
> say that with time, his scrotum should recover
> completely."
>
> All the men sighed with relief.
>
> The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had
> something to say.
>
> A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
>
> He said, "I'm Tom."
> The entire congregation held its breath.
>
> "I just want to tell my wife that the word is
> 'sternum'."
>
> to express Praise for answered prayers.
A lady stood and walked to the podium.
>
> She said, "I have a Praise. Two months ago, my
> husband, Tom, had a terrible golf cart wreck and
> his scrotum was completely crushed.
> The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know
> if they could help him."
>
> You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the
> congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom
> must have experienced..
>
> "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she
> went on, "and
> every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the
> doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned
> out they were able to piece together the crushed
> remnants
> of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold
> it in place ."
>
> Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and
> squirmed
> uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery
> performed on Tom.
>
> "Now," she announced in a quavering voice, thank
> the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors
> say that with time, his scrotum should recover
> completely."
>
> All the men sighed with relief.
>
> The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had
> something to say.
>
> A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
>
> He said, "I'm Tom."
> The entire congregation held its breath.
>
> "I just want to tell my wife that the word is
> 'sternum'."
>
